28 7 / 2014

  • 1: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • 2: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • 1: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • 2: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • 1: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • 2: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • 1: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • 2: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • 1: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • 2: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM, BITCHES.
  • 1: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • 2: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • 1: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • 2: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • 1: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • 2: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • 1: Wait-
  • 2: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • 1: I didn't-
  • 2: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • 2: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • 2: PEACE

28 7 / 2014

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28 7 / 2014

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation.

This generation is still racist as f*ck and I can’t download a pizza.

Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via youngblackandvegan)

28 7 / 2014

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

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28 7 / 2014

  • 1: *back flips over actual KKK members*
  • 1: *moonwalks past real neo-nazi blogs*
  • 1: *goes into PoCs inbox*
  • 1: You're whats keeping racism alive

28 7 / 2014

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Numbah 5

Series: Kids Next Door

Photographer Ayanematrix Designs

SUBMISSION

28 7 / 2014

AU: Kristen Stewart as Jamie Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes/The Winter Soldier (follow-up to this: x)

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28 7 / 2014

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

(via angelica-aswald)

28 7 / 2014

wellthatsadorable:

patbaer:

laughterkey:

end0skeletal:

In case you’re having a bad day, meet Roo, the two-legged chihuahua, and Penny, the fluffy chicken, who just happen to be best friends. Both were rescued by Duluth Animal Hospital and now spend their days together.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I needed this. Thankyou. 

This is the most important news item I’ve read in YEARS.

(via angelica-aswald)

28 7 / 2014

Just had to write my first complaint against a person. Ever. I don’t like to complain about folks in the service industry because I know that they are under a lot of stress and I know I might be catching folks at the wrong time but this dude had me calling the company before going to the website. I feel better now but I just can’t stand the thought of him doing this to other people. Ugh.

28 7 / 2014

thefemaleofherspecies:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Is it worth it.

let me work it.

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

it’s yurfurmanurnakjsdnfkjsd

(Source: farfrompaid, via dangercupcakemurdericing)

28 7 / 2014

ajantas:

white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????

(via the-blazing-saddle)

28 7 / 2014

"If you are not as concerned about the people handing you your food in the restaurant as you are about the pigs on the farm where it was grown, your approach is classist. … If you start telling someone all about your new trendy diet or asking them about theirs without knowing if they have an eating disorder that may be triggered by your prattle, your approach is ableist. If you tsk-tsk at people who are overweight for what they are eating and claim you’re concerned about their health, yet you’re not actively campaigning to make healthy food more accessible and affordable, your approach is sickening and I don’t want you in my activism."

28 7 / 2014

I love my followers. Y’all are the cutest people and really not sure why y’all are even following me but let me just say I really appreciate it and if I could give you all a million dollars, a basket of puppies, blankets fresh out of the dryer, and a trip with all your friends to your favorite theme park that would be happening.

28 7 / 2014

novacaineexe:

The Newton County animal shelter in Indiana is going to be shut down.

Why is this such a big deal? Because It’s a no kill shelter.

Newton County does not want to fund a no kill shelter anymore.

The dogs in there have until August 1st, until they are killed.

So people need to adopt them, or help fund it, and get it to $3000.

(via dangercupcakemurdericing)